weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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