Non-Jews are for practice
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You dont lie about slip and slides
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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