dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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