everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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