when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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