And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Farmville is her only friend.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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