I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
