i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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