I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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