He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
