im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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