Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
vagina is talking i cant
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Those nachos came to me in a dream
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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