Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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