So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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