i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
pray to the hookup gods
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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