would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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