Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize