But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I got inside last night via doggy door
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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