He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We need to rekindle our bromance
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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