ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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