That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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