She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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