fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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