I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
cat food counts as protein by the way
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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