HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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