Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize