You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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