I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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