it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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