the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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