This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
