I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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