for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I need to sanitize my soul.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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