Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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