If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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