Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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