He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you told grandpa to call you daddy
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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