Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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