so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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