too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
