if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
We're too hungover to prance.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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