Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
the condom got lost in my hair
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Randomize
