I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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