Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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