Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
the day after is always just damage control
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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