he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Randomize
