butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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