That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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