i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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