I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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