is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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