I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
