I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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