its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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