then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
