all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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