we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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