Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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