The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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