Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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