Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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