I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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